I tend to write in lists. Here are five reasons to read my blog:
1. I express myself in swear words and awkward metaphors.
2. My kids are probably famous people or serial killers reincarnated.
3. I'm Native American. We are badass.
4. I work in Human Resources. I am a human expert of sorts.
5. I'm stalking Jake Gyllenhaal. (extra vowels make me weak in the kneeees).